North Korea Defies Obama - Shoots a Blank with Rocket

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Invasion of Yellow Sea a Success

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, the 29 year old seeking his first success to demonstrate he is following in his father's footsteps, discovered the dangers of military and intelligence advice.

His rocket launch, to be witnessed by media from throughout the world, lasted all of 61 seconds before blowing apart and falling into the ocean.

While they actually admitted failure for the first time in the history of North Korea, there were mumblings of sabotage by sinister Western forces.

The people of North Korea were told the invasion of the Yellow Sea was a success.

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