Leading mouthpieces for the radical left and radical right, along with hostage negotiators from the news media, have struck a tentative but comprehensive deal to tame the shrews and calm the blowhards in order to free the citizens of America being held hostage by the attitude of disdain and polarization that has descended upon the country.
Leaks from insiders involved in the terse and tense negotiations indicate a general consensus has been achieved that will enable law abiding Americans to continue life without provocation and will enable the news media to return to covering meaningful news rather than staged events and choreographed demonstrations.
"a sovereign nation"
The centerpiece of the massive deal, named the Save America First Treaty, is declaring
California a sovereign nation, the designation
of California as the first sanctuary nation in
the world, and designating California
as the first refugee safe zone in the world.
In one swift move, the delegates to the negotiations have achieved a single entity willing and able to provide a safe haven for illegal's and refugees, while assuring autonomy from USA laws, rules, and regulations, which could lead to a frightening "normal" state of mind.
This new sovereign nation, called the Nation of Cornucopia, will bring new promise to the downtrodden and disparaged and will feature open borders to the west welcoming all people of the world without a home.
"first sanctuary nation in the world"
Everyone knows that even though there are 38 million residents in
the millions of new immigrants, illegal immigrants, and Syrian refugees can
easily be absorbed and the massive availability of desert environment will make
many new residents feel right at home.
Those residing in Cornucopia must disavow religious, political, dietary, environmental, sexual, racial, and other codes of conduct violating the principle of a free and open society where everything that is yours is mine and everything that is mine I keep.
"first refugee safe zone in the world"
Compensation to the remaining
States for the loss of the
will consist of the building of a wall around the new nation to protect the
openness. territory of Cornucopia
All leftist radicals and elitists in the remaining 49 states will receive a temporary visa in order to arrange to move to the new Shangri-La while right-leaning radicals currently in
California will also receive a temporary visa
to flee east.
In addition to
the states of Oregon and Washington will hold a referendum to vote on
joining the nation of Cornucopia.
Essential to the success of the new nation is completion of a bi-lateral
treaty with Canada, a nation
of massive geographic territory yet less population than the current state of California, to absorb any
overflow of the illegals, and refugees.
The flag of the new nation of Cornucopia will consist of kisses, lips, rainbows, and moon shots featuring the diversity of the people and the love of radicalism.
Any language is acceptable if spoken by the residents. There can be no police brutality if there are no police, no senseless killings by guns if there are no guns, no gender bias in bathrooms if uni-water closets are required, and no discrimination against races with the banning of all 5K, 10K, and marathons.
The recognized Founding Father of Cornucopia is George Soros whose investment in the liberal left is legendary. His generous offer of paying for earthquake protection for the entire nation is just another example of his commitment to Oneness and hedging his bets.
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