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As we close in on the last days of mankind according to the gaggle of channels and their party line IPhones with the Gods, I thought I might suggest some things to do in preparation.
1. Do not take your money out of the bank as the interstellar chatter might be wrong. Besides, what would you do with it anyway.
2. You might want to go visit someone you actually like just in case you are stuck with the same person in your next life you were with when it ended.
3. If you have a bucket list you only have two weeks to complete it. Consider revising the list.
4. Should you have sensitive documents, like love letters to someone other than your wife or husband, you might want to burn them in case you get zapped out of here and your spouse is left behind and might find them. You never know, he or she might hire a shaman to curse you in your next lifetime.
5. In the unlikely event you have the opportunity to recreate yourself in your next lifetime you best decide who you want to be and secure a picture to take with you to give to the angel in charge of your new you.
6. Figure out a way to practice being weightless since they claim you will have a light body, as in enlightened I presume rather than simply skinny. You might try driving over hills fast to get that weightless feeling.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Note to Readers - Are You Ready for the End of Gaia? [Do you even know what it means?]
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In case you might be
wondering why I published five straight articles on what appears to be prophecy
and the End Times, I thought I might explain.
Sadly, it has nothing to do with some great conspiracy theory in which
Revelations, Armageddon, and some very odd aliens, the non-human variety, all
collide and/or invade Earth at the same time.
Let us see, there were the
empires of Atlantis, Egypt, Greece, Rome, Spain, England, France, Russia, Nazi
Germany, Cuba, Soviet Union, Cuba again, a bunch like that, and each has pretty
much vanished from our consciousness.
The way I see it, we do
not need any help from outside the Earth to destroy ourselves. Think about it. The universe is 13.8 billion years old, the
Earth 4.5 billion years old, animals and dinosaurs 200 million years old, and
modern humans 200,000 years old. Of
course, there were sub-humans before modern humans and those subs were around
maybe 6,000,000 years.
Which means, if you are
into evolution, it took us 5.8 million years to advance from a monkey to a
moron, I mean early modern human. Then
it took only a couple of hundred thousand years to get from early modern human
to what we are today. How depressing.
In the end it means no
matter which form of man you choose, the first creature that was our ancestor
was no more than six million years ago.
Therefore, all forms of man have been here for no more than six million
years, the earth 4.5 billion years, and the universe 13.8 billion years.
No doubt about it, we were
the last to show up and are the aliens here on earth. No wonder Mother Earth and all the animals
and fish and bugs and vegetation hate us.
We destroyed more of earth in 200,000 years than all of creation
destroyed in 13.8 billion years.
Real Alien |
Take my advice we do not
really want to acknowledge we are the aliens.
Trump would have us all deported to Pluto. Besides, I have seen a real alien and we do
not look at all like them. Check out the
only official alien to have met with our government. I think they found this photo on Hillary's
server. Believe it or not, it is the
real deal.
However, you can forget
all that, it may not be important. You
see, in addition to all the scientists, religious folks, politicians,
preachers, poets, and perverts who are trying to make us fear the future, there
is one other secret group I know who seem to be intent on taking care of
themselves, forget humanity.
There is THE Network, the
most secret of the secret societies. This
top secret society is a collection of channels, as in the people who let dead
people talk to you through them. If each
of these channels can communicate with the dead, and very long dead, or God
even, then there could be some wild magic in the air.
There have been gatherings
of a handful of these gifted players, to share ideas and help interpret the
information that is coming in through them, and the results are a bit
disturbing. The good news is we have
people like them around who can tap into something supernatural rather than
everyone else's computer, phone, and emails
Clarifications
First, I just want to pass
on to you some information about the conclusion of the cartel of channels. Those strange voices talking into their ears
told them the time is up. No longer can
all those other aliens out there in the universe just stand by while we destroy
Mother Earth.
Aliens or not, we have to
be the greatest entertainment act in all the universes. You never hear about the other alien races because
all those universal creatures and the celestial beings who are supposed to
guide them are too busy watching us.
So, the real news is that
the beginning of the end will officially start September 13, in just three days. I thought it was a bit cruel to wait until
such a late date before telling us but no one really understands how aliens
from other planets think do they?
You might ask what does
such a warning mean. First, let me share
a little background. This particular
secret society has long maintained, along with the Hopi Indian prophecy I might
add, that our planet entered the time of the Purification a few years ago.
The closer we get to the
end of the Purification, time will begin speeding up, and this period is called
the Quickening. Now we are at the end of
the Quickening. The end result is the
Earth is Purified through a process of raising the frequency of Earth. When it reaches a certain level the Earth
will transform, or ascend, or morph into a new planet in a higher dimension.
Those humans who are aware
of this coming change, the enlightened ones, have been working to make their
bodies lighter, in terms of bulk, density, and frequency, for years in some
cases. As the Earth shifts frequency and
initiates the transformation, only those "light" bodies will travel
with the Earth into a higher frequency and dimension.
This opportunity to leave
behind politics, Democrats, Republicans, hatred, hunger, crime, murders, terrorism,
wars, refugees, illegal aliens, environmental issues, etc., etc., will take
place starting the 13th and the window of opportunity will close about October
15 of this year. That gives you about 30
days to escape to a new world full of love, health, friends, no evil, and no
politicians.
So how do we know this is
real? According to the channeled
entities from beyond Earth and our reality, starting the 13th all the
institutions of the world will begin collapsing and be finished collapsing by
October 15. Institutions include
everything from religions to political systems, schools, the rich, the banking institutions,
governments, et al.
If you have not joined a
channel cult by now it may be too late. So
what happens to those who do not transform into light bodies? For a time, all those channel entities said
the old Earth would remain here, stuck in a limbo existence, and the losers
would remain forever forgotten to those achieving the higher level.
More recently, they
stopped mentioning the world left behind, as if there would be a delete button
and once pushed the old Earth and losers would vanish into the current universe
as atoms I suppose. I am not much into
losing anyway.
The bottom line is, a
whole bunch of bad and good stuff is going to happen very rapidly, and you
might want to be on the right side.
Just remember, this
information is coming from entities not of the Earth, through channels to the
Earth. Over the years, there have been several
predictions of the date of the end of times by some of the entities, much like
the Jehovah's Witnesses used to periodically predict the end of the world, and
we are still stuck here.
According to my sources,
it is unusual for all the different channels to agree since they all make a lot
of money selling video tapes, audio tapes, books, and most likely survival
manuals while competing for the public attention.
In addition to the
collapse of institutions, another sign of the times may be a major physical or
natural disaster during this period. Either
way we should know. The last major
natural event killed off all the dinosaurs about 65 million years ago when a
comet crashed to Earth.
Now you know why I ran a
series of end time articles this week, just in case they may be right. One never knows the truth when it comes to
unverifiable predictions until the time has come and passed.
My advice, hug a human
before October 15, it may be the last time they have enough density to feel it.
[Definition of Gaia]
Gaia (GAY-uh)
The Greek goddess of the Earth and primal mother figure, who
gave birth to the sky, the mountains, and the sea. She was also the mother of the
giant Titans and the Cyclopes.
The American Heritage® New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy,
Third Edition
Copyright © 2005 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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Copyright © 2005 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Take Me Now God! Review
What A Novel Idea.
Now I figured since this is the only ad free Internet newspaper making it either a far sighted business plan or just plain stupid, maybe you wouldn't mind if I deviate from my usual objective hard news and give you a sneak peek at one of my recent but not published manuscripts. If I am not overwhelmed with bad comments after this peek I will be posting excerpts in the CPT and you can be like a focus group if you dare to send in comments. Here is a reviewer's look at my latest book, Take Me Now God!.
TAKE ME NOW GOD!
a novel by Jim Putnam
So what happens when one pursues every course of self-enlightenment and discovery available to people with too much time on their hands? And what happens when they have exhausted their search through religion, cults, mysticism, spiritualism, Native American cultures, prophecies, politics, the psychic world and beyond?
At the journeys end they have only one option left. "Take Me Now God!" A demand to the Creator, Source, or God, no matter what you choose to call him or her, for immediate salvation. As the author says, "In the beginning was the Word, and no one listened."
In the first chapter of this "unauthorized autobiography", he laments; "She's right you know. I'm not compatible with humans. Hell, half the time my damn dog loses it's loyalty. She once asked me if I ever considered suicide. Who wouldn't after what I'd seen. But I said no. So she rephrased the question. Maybe I should consider suicide. That's why I decided to end it."
Beginning with the opening Post Mortem, the author rushes to dispose of all that is important in his life so God can take him now. And the reader is taken on a hilarious journey through the world of religions, the metaphysical, spiritual and more leaving a trail of shattered searches for inspiration and failure to find the hidden meaning in life.
Excerpts:
True love: "I was star crossed from day one, double crossed by day two, and nailed to the cross by day three."
The Illuminati: "The New Age of enlightened beings - the Illuminati. Often caught up in their own delusional hysteria. Demanding to be heard. Demanding to be followed. Judging others as they don't want themselves judged. Know how to tell the difference between a fraudulent Illuminati and enlightened one? You can't."
The Rapture: "There are a lot of interesting things in the spiritual world, but of all of them, the Rapture wins hands down. Think about it, the optimum lift off. The ultimate high. No more bills. No more taxes."
Creation: "Ever wonder about creation? I do all the time. Seems the Bible can account for about 6,000 years, back to the time of the big surf, or flood. The Hopi and Mayan Indian can account for another 250,000 years, including the mystic kingdom of Atlantis. Dinosaurs are 60-120 million years old. The Grand Canyon is 2 billion years old. Earth 4 billion, while the universe as we know it is 26 billion years old. I figure that is more than enough time to accommodate just about every version of creation there can be."
Psychic Channels: "I want real proof. Give me the winning numbers to next week's Powerball lottery and I'll be a true believer for the rest of my annuities. Those damn lotteries. Why is it there are only a few thousand possible combinations of winning numbers, yet the odds of winning are 12 million to one? Where does that math come from? Pythagoras in a drunken stupor?"
Native Americans: "I always had an affinity for them. Was the only kid that ever volunteered to be the Indian. Didn't bother me to get killed in most battles. Every once in a while we played Little Big Horn and I kicked some white ass."
Genetic Manipulation: "I've had suspicions about it since I was 5 years old, when I first tasted cooked spinach. That shit had to be genetically engineered poison. And don't you think it made me more than a little suspicious about my mother, who was trying to kill me with it?"
Ancient Prophecies: "There is nothing I want more than to believe the ancient prophecies. After the mess we have made of the Earth, we deserve no less than the catastrophic earth changes that have been foretold. It would be a fitting tribute to our self-aggrandizing ego trip."
The Past: "I'm with Einstein, like I said before, on that time - space continuum bending time. Past, present and future all take place at the same time. I haven't even committed all my sins of the past. They're happening as we speak. Same with the sins of the future. Don't need to wait, I'll just do them all together. Things get complicated when you are a free thinker."
From dogs to demons, Christians to pagans, Take Me Now God! takes one on a wild ride through the life of a searcher, albeit, one who came up empty handed but with no regrets.
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