Showing posts with label laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laugh. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Videos to help you forget what is dominating the news - Laugh, Dance and Sing
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Lakota - The Star People ( 2016 ) *
A Message For All Of Humanity *
Faun – Director’s Cut
Clanadonia
Wonder Woman Main Theme - Tina Guo
Lakota dream song The Last of the
Mohicans
Top Secret Drummers
Cadet Drum Line
12 Year Old Japanese Drummer
Within Temptation - Let Us Burn - Music
Video (Demo version)
Wiccans
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Thursday, April 20, 2017
A Little Steven Wright to make my Brother Bob Laugh
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20 of
Steven Wright's Funniest Jokes
Somewhere over the Rainbow - Israel
"IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole
(Double click for full screen)
Steven
will be 62 this coming December.
Don't get too excited, but today is the deadpan
comedian's unofficial birthday. To celebrate, here are 20 of his funniest jokes.
1. "It's a small world, but I
wouldn't want to paint it."
2.
"I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a
woman."
3. "I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid
retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw
him."
4. "Every morning I get up and make
instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee."
5. "Woke up this morning and folded
my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of
bed."
6. "I’m going to get a tattoo over my
whole body of me but taller."
7. "I went to a tourist information
booth and said 'Tell me about some people who were here last year.'"
8. "I’ve been getting into astronomy
so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
9. "Why is it a penny for your
thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a
penny."
10. "I broke a mirror in my house and
I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me
five."
11. "When I get real real bored I
like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and
count how many people ask me if I’m leaving."
12. "I spilled spot remover on my dog
and now he’s gone."
13. "I’m writing a book. I have the
page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest."
14. "When we were driving over the border
back into the United States ,
they asked me if I had any firearms. I said what do you need?"
15. "I've written several children's
books ... Not on purpose."
16. "I called the wrong number today.
I said 'Hello, is Joey there?' A woman answered and she said 'Yes he is.' And I
said ‘Can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘No, he can’t talk right now, he’s
only two months old.' I said 'Alright, I’ll wait.'"
17. "I went to a place to eat. It
said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
18. "We lived in a house that ran on
static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater
off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender we had to rub balloons on our
heads."
19. "I stayed up one night playing
poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
20. "I was Caesarean born. Can’t
really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window."
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
(Double click for full screen)
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Friday, August 09, 2013
Are You Paying Attention? What are you going to do about it?
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Lately I've written about "Random Acts of Kindness" and ‘il dolce far niente’ , the sweetness of doing nothing. Please take time to spend with your family, kids, grandkids, pets, nature and all the other gifts from our Creator you've forgotten about.
Here are a few videos to check out if you still need some way to just sit back and do nothing because laughing, singing and dancing are among those treasured gifts we have been given.
Lately I've written about "Random Acts of Kindness" and ‘il dolce far niente’ , the sweetness of doing nothing. Please take time to spend with your family, kids, grandkids, pets, nature and all the other gifts from our Creator you've forgotten about.
Here are a few videos to check out if you still need some way to just sit back and do nothing because laughing, singing and dancing are among those treasured gifts we have been given.
Have a great weekend!
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