NEWS BULLETIN
Last night
President Obama landed at Andrews AFB in the middle of a devastating 3/4 inch
snowfall and his helicopter ride to the White House was grounded thus resulting
in an unplanned car caravan for the thirty minute trip.
Unfortunately,
the entire city was paralyzed by the insignificant and unexpected snow so all
streets and highways from Washington DC to Baltimore, to Richmond, anywhere in
fact including in Washington, brought the nation's capitol to a standstill
rivaling the congressional inertia already in existence.
As the giant
Presidential Secret Service SUVs slid sideways into the curbs trying to get to
the White House advance teams were pushing cars in front of the caravan out of
the way and about an hour later the President finally got to the White House.
Prognosticators
said it was a sign that he did not belong in the White House in the first
place. Political analysts said it was a plot by Republicans to
demonstrate how ineffective he was as president. Palin said, what do you
expect from idiots, and Cruz wanted to carpet bomb the motorcade.
Trump, of
course, said HIS helicopters had no problem with less than an inch of snow and
that was another reason he should be president. Hillary mentioned
something about a Socialist plot by Bernie to stop her best friend Barack
Obama.
Here is what The Washington Post said about Obama.
After nearly an hour, the vehicles, slipping and skidding, started making more aggressive use of their sirens and stoplight privileges. The ride ended at the White House at approximately 8:40 p.m."
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Latest weather
forecast. Citizens stormed the National
Weather Center
and burnt it to the ground while Walmart reports record profits from panicked
people, gas stations sold out gas supplies, hardware stores sold out salt, and
groceries sold out ice for when the electric power goes out. In short, an
aura of intellectual constipation has swept over the news media, weather
reporters, and public in the Eastern USA .
Nothing new about that.
Latest update
for Washington , D.C. - ground zero:
Snowfall
expected - 20-30 inches
Winds 50-70
mph
Water -
Coastal flooding
Temperature -
cold
What to do?
Go to bed, pile on the down-filled comforters, take with you whomever you
get along with and do not get out of bed until Monday.
Cheers
ps I just made
a bet on less than six inches of snow south of DC where we are used to 50-70
mile an hour winds and coastal flooding every few weeks.
Today's Newspaper Headlines about Snow Dusting
Inch of Snow Snarls Traffic
Ahead of Expected Blizzard
Light dusting causes chaos as massive
East Coast blizzard looms
Light
snow, untreated roads cause slick streets and a traffic nightmare
Today's Newspaper Headlines about Snow Dusting
Inch of Snow Snarls Traffic
Ahead of Expected Blizzard
An inch of snow, icy roads unleash 9 hours of
traffic chaos across D.C. region
Light dusting causes chaos as massive
East Coast blizzard looms
Light
snow, untreated roads cause slick streets and a traffic nightmare
.