The Coltons Point Times

The Dog Days of Summer are here for sure, and I don't mean the days when the Dog Star follows the Sun across the sky in July and August ...

Haughty Helen gave the social event of the sweltering summer season at Coltons Point when she hosted the Little Jon Coming Out Party at her ...

Top ten reasons I stopped writing articles for a time... 10. Everything in Coltons Point started to seem normal. 9. I heard a rumor the E...

Sailing with Stevie Van Zany in the Black Hole Anyone ever wonder where the black hole of Calcutta goes? I checked it out on a globe and I ...

For those of you who don't know this, and quite a few of you don't, I write songs, as in words and music, and I have a band in Nashv...

Man I sure hope the weather reports on TV get bumped by more commercials so we don't have to experience the pain of holding out hope the...

The darling of the media has once again proven why she is the richest woman on the airways as her recent show on the Virginia Tech nightmare...

I've had it with the media bending over backwards to cover the killer when the victims deserve the attention in the Virginia Tech incide...

What a week! First my computer gets wiped out by a virus, clearly from a disgruntled reader. Then we have the Imus fiasco, the tragedy at ...

Made it to the Morris Point Restaurant as promised Saturday night and we just beat the crowd that came roaring in after the Saturday night B...

Ain’t it great to be a kid in America Ain’t it great we no longer have to read We don’t have to think we can have another drink Cause Micros...

Am I the only one to find it odd that over 55 different dog food products for dozens of different companies were all made by the same proces...

I’ve had trouble watching the television lately. Can’t find the programs in all the commercials. Suppose it doesn’t matter since the TV fa...

The Morris Point Restaurant will be the scene probably March 31 for the next cuisine review by the Coltons Point Times. Accessible by land ...

It was generally a quiet day for St. Pats here in the Point with the exceptions of a couple of near disturbances in the north end. At Marie...

Quiet George, the outspoken owner of the Potomac Gardens Arrow Beer Bar can often be seen driving the long distance from his house to the Ba...

We have not had too much to tell you about Hillbilly Joe and his adventures because, quite frankly, we were worried about the effect it migh...

I took a hiatus to see if anyone noticed I wasn’t posting articles. No one did. So I decided to wait until there was something in the news...

The Democrats have now been in control of congress for the first quarter of the year and how are they doing with their laundry list of immed...

Seems his long battle with the Giant Ground Hog might be at an end. The Admiral, as many of you know, lives at the first line of defense a...