The Coltons Point Times

Nancy Pelosi, new House Speaker and our favorite Maryland woman representing California in Congress has jumped into another controversy with...

It’s good to know that the metro area will be represented in the US Senate by a thug who is bound to get things done the old fashioned way. ...

Museums are generally filled with the dead and for the living, but that doesn’t make the head of the museum a Deadhead. No, they are a hard...

Campaign reform Washington, D.C. style is a joke. There is no difference between either party when it comes to reforming a system designed ...

Normally there is little news to report and that is probably a good thing as most of it is far too serious to review in detail but condition...

Haughty Helen Sets the Record Straight Haughty Helen has written to inform us quite politely that regarding her Checkered future she persona...

COLTONS POINT MYSTERY REVEALED BONAFIDE GHOST CONFIRMED After years of reported sightings and strange goings on a team of researchers with t...

To properly prepare you for the holidays we asked our resident holiday specialist for some hints on how the have the best holiday possible. ...

Dig out the ascots, broaches, capes, top hats, canes and checkbooks cause its time for another Coltons Point cultural fix when the societal ...

A celebration of clay featuring works by Colton’s Point artists Sharon Balenger and Rebecca Wolf Dec. 2 and Dec. 9, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Recept...

Notice: Comments can now be submitted without any log in requirements in order to protect the identity of the culprit. Sheila and Susan, p...

Hillbilly : You ready for some tough waterman questions? Hayseed : Sure, you know anyone who can ask them? Hillbilly : I’m asking the questi...

Last week we reported that Haughty Helen had somehow talked Hillbilly Joe into fixing a three piece mirror. Well he delivered the finished ...

Democrat takeover Day 1 It’s Thursday night and the airwaves are filled with nonsense so I decided to update the CPT. First, as anyone with ...

When you sit down in front of the bloob tube to watch your favorite prime time show, reality show or late night talk show how much show are ...

Billions of dollars are spent by pharmaceutical companies, the federal government, hospitals, universities, medical professionals, non-profi...

Now that the political silly season is over it’s time we get down to the serious political business at hand, and the first order of business...

News Briefs Democrats Win - Oil Prices Increase Been listening to the news the last few days desperately searching for anything of interest ...

What good is the news without having some contest to encourage readership? So here at CPT (Coltons Point Times) headquarters we’ve been busy...

Okay, we have now had a few hours to try and absorb what happened in the elections yesterday and you are getting a lot of opinions as to the...