The Coltons Point Times

Okay, we have finally tracked down the blockbuster rumor of Coltons Point. Rumor has it that Burnim and Murray, the Hollywood Production Com...

Well I know some people are reading the Coltons Point Times because all of a sudden people are becoming unusually friendly toward me, as if ...

It is not true that the new lighthouse on the shore in front of the new Bailey house is the result of the million dollar fundraising for a n...

The Salon Proprietor Bren the Greek sounds like the name of some ancient Greek literary classic. Like our modern day Bren says, “nothing an...

Thank God we now have about a thousand choices to watch on digital television. Long ago the big boys, you know the ones so rich in traditio...

John Kerry stepped out of the closet, open his mouth, jammed in his foot, and promptly was thrown back in the closet in the Democrats latest...

Hillbilly Joe Hillbilly Joe, well you can’t help but notice him. He might be in his green truck, blue truck, grey car or even a red truck, ...

In an earlier story we gave you a thumbnail sketch of Where in the World is Coltons Point and now we think you should know a little about Wh...

Notice any interesting trends in news coverage, at least on television? The Diner patrons down here sure do. They notice few stories anymore...

Duke Deere, the man about Coltons Point permanently fused to a John Deere riding mower, noted the other day that riding mowers seem to be ev...

We worry about our future down here, how to protect it from the crazies up river in DC. You should to. So I thought you might want to hear...

Coltons Point is on the Potomac River 60 miles south of Washington , D.C. , just a few miles from the Chesapeake Bay . The river here is 4...

We bring you world events as viewed from the Diner patrons in Coltons Point. Okay, so we don't have a Diner, but if we did this is what ...